Fields: Help Find A Campaign Theme For Philandering Democrat

BY SAM FIELDS

(Guest Columnist)

What’s going on in the 16th Congressional District?

 
In 2006 Tim Mahoney, running a platform of “family values,” defeated Republican Mark Foley and his surrogate (a name I cannot remember) when it was made public that Foley was hitting on underage male Congressional pages.
 
   
Now it is apparent  that Mahoney’s definition of family values  includes heterosexual philandering.
 
 
He needs our help. I am asking my readers–both of you–to help Tim out with a new campaign theme.  In the heavily Republican 16th I have thought of:
 
                                1. The Straight Sex Express
 
                                2. Mahoney: Gaelic, not Gay lick
 

 

Closed.



3 Responses to “Fields: Help Find A Campaign Theme For Philandering Democrat”

  1. Marty Rubinstein says:
    October 25th, 2008 at 9:43 am

    Why not adapt a new campaign song based on Dion & The Belmonts’ “The Wanderer”? Call it “The Philanderer.”

  2. mister courthouse says:
    October 25th, 2008 at 10:32 am

    Sam Fields writing bad about a Democrat. Will wonders never cease?

    Maybe the campaign theme shoudl be: Even Sam Fields, the most partisan Democrat to ever grace Broward County with his atheistic views, abandoned me.

  3. Sam Fields says:
    October 26th, 2008 at 7:30 am

    Thank you Jeff