Fields Asks: Will Chastity Bono Be Hetrosexual After The Operation?

Guest Columnist

Hopefully someone from the lesbian, bi-sexual, transgender or gay community will explain the logic of Chastity Bono and her gal-pal.


Chastity and Cher


For those of you who don’t know Sonny and Cher’s kid, she is a lesbian who has had the same “significant other for years.  They have been together longer than Mom and Dad.
Chastity has now announced she is going through a sex change operation and will, henceforth, be known as Chaz.
O.K. I can accept thatas if she cares about my opinion.
But here is the confusion.  If her lesbian “gal pal stays with her after the operation, will Chastity/Chaz now be considered heterosexual???

The whole thing is both amusing and confusing and brings to mind one of my favorite limericks.

A gay man, visiting Khartoum,
  Brought a lesbian up to his room.
 They argued all night,
  Over who had the right,
 To do what, and to which, and to whom.


15 Responses to “Fields Asks: Will Chastity Bono Be Hetrosexual After The Operation?”

  1. VM says:

    One can’t imagine what it must be like, feeling like a man and living in a woman’s body. I wish her/him luck in the quest for Love and Happiness. By the way, a great song by Al Green!!

  2. The Real Question says:

    Why Ruden McClosky client is Sam billing when he’s writing these posts for Browardbeat?

    Love ya Sam but come on. Of all the things to write about, this is your calling??

  3. Really Not Funny says:

    I think at some early point in our adult lives, life experience teaches most of us to give up the sophomoric, adolescent giggles that the afflictions of others can cause in teenagers. Around that same time, we learn that being human and the things that can happen to same are very difficult to understand at times. Gender identificaiton is among those issues.

    No doubt that Chastity and her long time partner have discussed this matter and have reached a conclusion that works for them. As such I don’t think there’s anything more to be said. If it works for them then that’s all there is to it. It is a scientific, medical fact is some people naturally identify with a gender that is not the one they were born into. That has to be a very difficult way to live and a situation that we should wish on no one. Sex change is a medical procedure can relieve that emotional pain, the psychological discomfort, helping them to feel more normal within their skin, more able to express themselves physically, in alignment with their own self-perception.

    Most educated people know these facts and so that should remove any confusion about the subject, As to what is amusing, that largely depends on the maturity of the listener. But to be sure no one who has any sort of medical condition wants to be or deserves to be made fun of by “adults” who are supposed to understand.

    You sir are an ignorant low life pig to write such a thing.

  4. Ann says:

    She will be considered a brave human being you jerk

  5. Sam Fields says:

    These responses confirm that some things never change.

    Back in the early 1970’s my girlfriend Gayle had a flirtation with lesbianism. Like most men I initially felt threatened and imagined that all this was a result of my sexual inadequacy.

    It’s always about me, me, me.

    After a while I dismissed that explanation [I was just to good in the sack] and then began to view this whole thing through what might today be described as the Howard Stern point of view of lesbians [Howard was then an unknown high school kid mugged daily at Roosevelt High School.]

    Notwithstanding my two radically different views of lesbians one thing sadly remained consistent. They are the most humorless bunch you’ll ever meet.

    I guess things haven’t changed.

    Even Ellen Degeneres is not a lesbian comedian. She is a boring and bland monologist who happens to be a lesbian. She‘s about as edgy as Myron Cohen.

    The closest to Sappho-humor are Sarah Silverman and Kathy Griffin…both happen to be straight but are incredibly funny.

    If you can’t laugh at yourself what’s the point of anything.

    The Nazi’s killed major portions of my family but last night that did not stop me from laughing at Holocaust jokes in the movie The Hangover.

    Black, Jewish, Italian, Irish, handicapped, etc. comedians all goof on their own. But, not withstanding that someone could do two hours on Anne Heche, I don’t hear a peep from lesbians.

    Maybe I am wrong. I hope that I am wrong. I hope that I there is a lesbian Chris Rock and I have been overlooking her. I will buy a ticket and laugh the loudest.

    But I don’t think I’ll be seeing any of you politically correct types there.

  6. hillary says:

    I think Ann is confusing Sam’s opinions.
    He is not criticizing Chastity. He is just curious.

  7. Ann says:

    Actually, I found Sam’s “curiosity” to be offensive.

  8. VM says:

    I think everyone should lighten up. Yes, I think Chaz will be a hetrosexual after the transformation is complete. How can anyone who has Cher as a mother not have a wonderful sense of humor and a sense if irony?

  9. How Hitler Did It says:

    Hitler started making Jew hatred popular by making fun of them. That’s where prejudice starts. From there it escalates and suddently we’re stuffing other human beings into ovens. Gays and others are persecuted, many still feel forced to live on the margins of society because disclosure of who they are could range from loss of job or housing to being beaten or killed. It’s gotten better but not nearly enough. Nobody should live like that especially not in our country.

    So, sorry Sam Fields, but this is not a laughing matter. Certainly not when it comes from a lawyer. You seem to enjoy making reckless and tasteless comments. You think it proves how smart you are but in reality you are nothing but a jerk. And the highest insult of all is you claim to be a liberal.

    If you want to laugh at your murdered ancestors, if you think that’s funny, hey by all means go to it only please keep that sick shit to yourself. Nobody wants to hear it. By the way, I’m sure your ancestors would have appreciated your humor especially in their last final moments. Worry not, I will mourn them for you together with my own.

    You are an ignorant, tasteless, pompous, self-hating Jew pig. You are an asshole and what Buddy Nevins sees in you is hard to imagine. But his association with you, like a bad stench, rubs off on him as well.

  10. Sam Fields says:

    Dear “How Hitler did it”,
    Finally someone has confirmed that Hitler and Nazism started out as a comedy routine.

    My own research has revealed that beginning in 1921 Hitler, Goering and Ernst Rohm regularly appeared at the “Munich Improv” under the name of the The Three Schickelgrubers.

    Later they made a series of shorts for Leni Reifenstahl. My favorite was “Dumber Plumber”.

    The boys get called to repair the gas chamber at Aushwitz and instead of bringing Zyklon-D they accidentally bring laughing gas. The high jinx ensue.

    They really killed. No, I mean they really killed.

    On a personal note I feel the need to stick up for Buddy.

    Nevins does not need me to make him an asshole. He is more than capable of handling the job by himself.

  11. VM says:


  12. Dear VM says:

    It should scare you. That’s how it all begins. With a “silly observation” that goes unchallenged by the good people.

  13. Mister Courthouse says:

    To all who commented here:
    Sam Fields has attacked and made fun of everybody from Catholics to Jews to MOslems to Republicans. He attacks anybody who disagrees with his twisted view of society. So it should be no surprise that he attacks Chastity Bono, lesbians and gays. Under the guise of humor, the man is a hater. He pollutes with blog with his poison. Buddy Nevins should remove him for good.

  14. Sam Fields says:

    Dear Mr. Outhouse,
    Then you would have nothing to do all day

  15. Sam Fields says:

    Dear Readers:
    Outhouse is right as far as he goes. I have also attacked Dems, business, unions, Israel, Arabs, judges and just about anything that deserves to be punctured
    for hypocrisy or just being full of themselves. i have also attacked me when I realized i deserved it.

    While I have an ideology I try not to let it get in the way of speaking the truth as I see it. I will continue to do so.

    If not allowed to do so i am willing to give up the 100K Nevins pays me a year.