BY SAM FIELDS
What’s going on in the 16th Congressional District?
In 2006 Tim Mahoney, running a platform of “family values,” defeated Republican Mark Foley and his surrogate (a name I cannot remember) when it was made public that Foley was hitting on underage male Congressional pages.
Now it is apparent that Mahoney’s definition of family values includes heterosexual philandering.
He needs our help. I am asking my readers–both of you–to help Tim out with a new campaign theme. In the heavily Republican 16th I have thought of:
1. The Straight Sex Express
2. Mahoney: Gaelic, not Gay lick