Wrong Response To Dangerous Circumcisions

BY SAM FIELDS

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg has found a unique way to deal with the scourge of pedophilia — get a permission slip from the victim’s parents.

Although I have not checked out the New York criminal statutes, I am pretty sure it is a serious felony for an adult to suck on the penis of an infant. In Florida it is capital crime punishable by LIFE!

So who would argue with throwing the book at these sickos?

Apparently ultra-Orthodox Jews and Michael Bloomberg.  That’s who.

Called metzitzah b’peh, [Don’t ask me to pronounce it.] it’s a procedure where the rabbi doing the circumcision (called a mohel) cleans the infant’s bleeding penis by sucking it.

With the human mouth being a petri dish for bacteria and other diseases it’s not surprising numerous victims of this wacky religious practice have gotten herpes.  Two have died from it.

Enter Mayor Michael “The Food Nanny” Bloomberg.

Although he sees reasons to ban trans-fats and “Big Gulps”, he doesn’t have a problem with rabbis taking “Little Gulps” if the parents sign a consent form that puts them on notice of “…the risk of transmission of herpes simplex virus infection, which may result in brain damage or death.”

Apparently, as long as there is a religious connection, perversion is perfectly permissible…if mom or dad says its okey-dokey.

Right now the legality of this is before the courts. But not in way you might think.  The Rabbis are arguing that requiring a parent to sign the consent form is a violation of The First Amendment.  So far the judges have sided with the city.

Apparently no one, whether it’s the Mayor or the Judge, thinks this is plainly and simply a crime?

So let’s take it one step further. Could religious freedom become the all-purpose defense for perversion?

Polygamist leader of a Mormon offshoot Warren Jeffs is doing a life sentence for having a 13-year-old bride.  If only he had Bloomberg and a permission slip from Mom.

The North American Man-Boy Love Association (NMBLA is a real group) could convert itself to a 501(3)(c) religion and declare that buggery of 12-year-old boys is a religious rite.

Come to think of it, this could be the way for the Catholic Church to get out of all those nasty lawsuits.

The Pope could decree that oral sex is part of the Holy Communion. Henceforth Catholics will celebrate the “wine”, the “wafer” and the “wang”.

Let’s tell it like it is.

These rabbis need a long stretch in the hoosegow.  When they get there I’m sure their new cellmate Bubba will give them ample opportunity to practice metzitzah b’peh.

11 thoughts on “Wrong Response To Dangerous Circumcisions”

  1. Fuck.

    Why didn’t the Catholics think of this?

    When it comes to pedophilia, the Jews are light years ahead!

    Does metzitzah b’peh loosely translate to blowing little boys?

    Remind me again … how come we haven’t outlawed religions.

  2. Hell buddy.

    For some, college football is a religious experience.

    Why not decree Penn State a religion? Can you hear the (gregorian) chants? Instead of “We Are Penn State”, Free Sandusky! will ring thru the stadium’s air…

    One Nation under God and a lot of KY.

  3. DON’T YOU HAVE YOUR OWN WEBSITE??? STOP TRYING TO TAKE OVER BUDDY’S SITE! IF WE WANTED YOUR OPINION, WE WOULD GO TO YOUR CRAPPY INTERNET DESTINATION!

  4. When he’s not building empty beer can poles Chaz trolls other websites to try out his lame racist-bigot-women hating jokes. Get a life Timmy

  5. I thought this site was about politics. Sam Fields’ politics is bad enough but now you allow him to fill your site with obscenities about oral sex. Fields obviously has a lot of hangups.

  6. Years ago, I worked for an employment law attorney who represented a waitress who had been fired because she reported to the health department that the restaurant was allowing rabbis to do circumcisions on the restaurant tables. The restaurant had to cease the practice and she got paid.

  7. These didlers out there-again for the last time the only way to deter them, stop them etc, is castration, yes cut their nuts off. Also labotomy-yes they will listen to commands, act accordingly, and not put their hands on other people’s children. Over and over in the Paper I see men- young, old, black/white/ chinese etc, molesting kids-sick. Again I would cut their balls off. That is your answer……

  8. Its Jews this and Jews that with Fields. It is obvious he doesn’t like being Jewish

  9. Anyone who knows me knows that I love being Jewish. I was Bar Mitzvahed in an Orthodox schul. My family ran guns to Israel during the War of Independence, etc.

    I also believe that there is a moral responsibility for members of any group to shame the wrongdoers in their group.

    Every time I hear some Muslim denounce the jihadists as NOT REAL MUSLIMS I think this is crap. They are Muslims and it the right and responsibility of other Muslims to do something about them.

    Italians, who want to swell with pride for Verdi, Marconi, Sinatra, etc have got to accept shame for Mussolini and the Mafia.

    We Jews have 185 Nobel Prize winners. We also have these fanatical assholes.

    We all have a duty to clean our own houses.

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